I ate a hamburger for america.

Yeah that's right a freaking hamburger. Sweet Mary mother of Jesus it even had cheese on it. Let's get something straight, its only been three weeks but my food cravings are out of control. I am like a drug addict withdrawing from drugs, but instead from lack of beautiful, glorious, preservative packed american food. I would eat a pouch of red dye #40 if I had the opportunity because let's face it, at this point, anything is better than rice and soup. The other day I found a Secret pack of m&ms hiding ever so delicately in my bag and I straight up got white girl wasted off them. You would have literally thought I won the lottery with the amount of excitement that poured out of me. They sell m&ms here, but that's besides the point. ANYWAYS back to my hamburger. It was the most beautiful display of dead cow I have ever seen, topped with cheese and joy. It was great. In Addition to eating hamburgers to celebrate our American heritage, we also played soccer in the pouring rain. Well, I just squished my toes in mud and dodged the ball and thought about food... My teammates did pretty well though. Go team. Moral of today's story, a hamburger is the way to my heart. Also, this is a very ADD blog. Not sorry. PS if you are a food picture poster, I will find you and I will make you eat a chicken foot because I hate you. Unless you send me snacks and nutella.... For the children... But really for me....PS (again) I love america. Someone drink a beer and flush a toilet for me. ADD SLEEP DEPRIVED DANI OUT.